How to choose a paint color: marital tragicomedy in three scenes

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SCENE 1

husband: I don't want any blue or gray colors. Our entire house is blue-gray. How about purple?
wife: Purple wouldn't go with anything in our house. How about turquoise, like in our hallway?
husband: Hmm, let's consider it.

SCENE 2

Husband comes home from a paint store with paint swatches: shades of blue-gray-purple.

SCENE 3

wife: But... what about turquoise?
husband: You ALWAYS say NO to EVERYTHING!
wife: <temporarily loses her mind>

Bedroom remains unpainted for three more years.

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