SCENE 1 husband: I don't want any blue or gray colors. Our entire house is blue-gray. How about purple? wife: Purple wouldn't go with anything in our house. How about turquoise, like in our hallway? husband: Hmm, let's consider it. SCENE 2 Husband comes home from a paint store with paint swatches: shades of blue-gray-purple. SCENE 3 wife: But... what about turquoise? husband: You ALWAYS say NO to EVERYTHING! wife: <temporarily loses her mind> Bedroom remains unpainted for three more years.